Question:
What are some good comebacks for when people call you 4-Eyed?
anonymous
2008-12-01 17:59:30 UTC
okay, well people in school call me four eyed
and im sick of it like people comment me when i take my glasses off and they say
i look better with them off but i cant see so 24/7 i wear them and i wanna know
something to say to somebody if they call me 4 eyed
Nineteen answers:
Nell
2008-12-01 18:31:38 UTC
normally, I don't recommend comebacks, I like peace, but when I got my glasses I had the same problem.



I usually came up with something like "well at least I can see." *points toward outfit or hair or something their proud of* " you, on the other hand, obviously can't/need some work"



despite such stings though, I was often disappointed at myself for falling to their level adn it never ended good, as I only ended up alienating myself.



be the bigger man in this case. Be mature, adn let them know your mature. Turn it around and make them the fool



"you know, making fun of someone who needs glasses is really immature. do you make fun of deft people because then need to talk with their hands, or a war veteran whose in a wheel chair cause he lost his foot?", " you know, I bet your one of those people who laughs at the fireman getting an award for sacrificing his legs for his job and now needs a chair, cause you know, people who need help from medical devises like me and him are hilarious" , "oh yeah, I can't see, that's freaking HILARIOUS *laugh loudly and rudely*"



let them know that they aren't bothering you (even if they are) adn that you, adn most everyone else, aren't amused. Even if they don't like you, you'll no longer be a fun target, or if they're just trying to joke around, they'll see that they are hurting your feelings and stop.



on that note, I know there may be a few that are trying to be malicious, but some may be going for the ride or see your lack of reaction adn think its a safe topic to joke about. Make it clear you are uncomfortalble with your glasses, and with them jokeing about it, and let them know that you know they think you look better, but you are more comfortable with them than with contacts, or are unable to get/wear them, as some may be trying to mearly get you to stop so that you will "look better" ( had this happen once, I almost broke a friendship because one friend was making fun of my new pair during our slumber party, when I finally confronted her, she told me that "I saw you last night without your glasses and you were really pretty, so I thought if you hated your new pair and decided to get rid of them I could convince you to get contacts")



just remember those few points, be the bigger man, and make yor feelings clear, and both the malicious and non malicious/joking teases should stop, or at least slow.





I rememebr growing up in the age where a lot of the kids were still glasses free becuase computer damage had yet to kick in. I was one of the first and so one of the teased.



I really hope this helps
LSWHO???
2008-12-01 18:09:36 UTC
say "wow i havnt heard that one since the 2nd grade"
Yellow
2008-12-01 18:04:57 UTC
you can say: first you laugh, and say "you cant come up with something more original? loser"

or..you can say simply "your two eyed" or point one of their negatives and smile. and then stick the middle finger.
girlygirl
2008-12-01 18:12:55 UTC
just laugh and be all like "are you incapable of coming up with something more original? losers" lol! they'll feel stupid and stop
Brian W
2008-12-01 18:10:06 UTC
"F*** you" is always fitting for any situation
anonymous
2008-12-01 18:07:42 UTC
Its better to ignore idiots who make refereces to anyone wearing glasses. If you think about it for a minute you will realise that it requires a great deal of spupidity to think that a person wearing glasses should be a subject for ridicule. So just ignore these thick numbskulls!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
2008-12-01 18:07:05 UTC
tell them 4 eyed is so old!

Or just completely ignore them and act like you don't care at all, or can't hear them! Stand up for yourself!!! (:



I hope they'll stop bullying you. ):
BETTIE
2008-12-01 18:07:01 UTC
well now i can see how ugly you are with two different sets of eyes.
samuel
2015-08-09 14:05:41 UTC
well my eyes are two better than yours so i cant complain

2 eyes+2eyes=4
Tottivaro
2008-12-01 18:37:04 UTC
Call them two eyes. or say four eyes is better than two eyes.
greeno
2016-10-01 08:31:42 UTC
Specky 4 Eyes
Monique
2015-08-25 15:22:11 UTC
I have glasses... Ill admit I look better without them, but when i get called 4 eyes or something along thoughs lines I say this "At least my problem is fixable... Unlike yours, which isn't"





Works everytime XD
henry
2014-11-24 18:33:09 UTC
Till him or her: "Yes, with my four eyes I can see a lot better how ugly you are and with my 2 ears I can hear that you have nothing intelligent to say." Then you walk away with a good hearty laughter while showing him your middle finger. Bullies are very sensitive but it could escalate to physical violence. Proceed with caution.
anonymous
2016-03-14 04:41:13 UTC
4 eyes are better than 2, 6 eyes are better than 4, 8 are better than 6, and so on, and so on, easier to resolve problems/issues
?
2017-01-27 20:41:10 UTC
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anonymous
2008-12-01 18:03:44 UTC
yoo mamma is 4 eyes bihhhhhh



nah im just kidding.

complain.



im sorry yyou have a situtations like this.
anonymous
2008-12-01 18:03:13 UTC
you should just ignore them =] but if they keep calling you that then make fun of what ever they are wearing o-o" or have or do xD
Iris00
2008-12-01 18:03:33 UTC
wow your imature
*
2008-12-01 18:04:27 UTC
just go along with it

be like

yes. i have four eyes.



their gunna feel stupid.

and be like wat the hell just happened?


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