I farted during a massage because I fell asleep and Im wondering if I should go back.?

Question

I had Rallys hamburgers a few hours before hand and I went to the bathroom so I figured I was fine, then I was laying there and I started getting farting urges. I was holding it in and I did really well while he was massaging my feet and I got relaxed and started dozing off. All of a sudden I I fell asleep and I remember hearing brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I let one rip! I pretended I was asleep and ignored it but damn I was embarrassed! Am I blacklisted at that place? Should I go back? I know damn well it stunk because they normally do after fast food!

Answer 1

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Even though it's not really a laughing matter, I think you've made everyone's day here.



Seriously, it's a natural bodily function and I'm sure you weren't the first one (or the last one) to ever "let one rip" during a massage. It could happen to anyone -- you're getting a massage; every inch of your body starts to relax; and the next thing you know . . . .



So, I wouldn't worry about it - I'm sure it happens more than any of us realize. But, if you are really uncomfortable going back (even after a reasonable time has passed) then by all means find another place to go.



Good luck (and thanks for the laugh)!

Answer 2

The only way to know if you are blacklisted is to try to make another appointment. If you liked the service you got, you should try ot go back. maybe they really don't care as long as you paid your bill. You are the customer here, you have a certain right to act the way you want.

Answer 3

This question had me ROFL! They ought to be mature enough to know it's a natural bodily function, & they do it, too.

Answer 4

LMAO. I think it's safe to go back. They should be mature enough not to make a big deal about it.

Answer 5

definately go back. gas is very natural. lol i fart all the time most of the time its silent or while walking in a crowd, its quite gross but i find farting humurous.

Answer 6

hahahahah. WTF

Answer 7

Wow that is a funny story. I wouldn't go back i would be too embarrassed. LOL

Answer 8

no yes no

Answer 9

Dude, I have a belly ache I was laughing so hard. Priceless!

Answer 10

ROFLWOFFLES!!

Congrats, you've just made my day.

Myself, I would go back, even though they'd probably talk about me. Oh, and especially if they're Chinese, 'cuz they know I can't hear it xD

Answer 11

I think that's funny, and I'm sure it's not the first time it happened. A massage is supposed to relax you, and you were relaxed. All this being said, I don't think I could go back, unless you have been with the same masseuse for a long time.

Answer 12

OMG i hope you are kidding!!!

If it is true, I'm sorry, but I'm like LAUGHING HARD right now! That's hilarious.



Okay, so if you're really serious, I would say go to a different massage therapist. And no more fast food!!



Good luck.

Answer 13

OMG, I'm so sorry! That must of been so embarassing! You should go back though. Just because something happened that you had no control over doesnt mean you should stop doing the things you enjoy.

Answer 14

IM SORRY BUT CANT STOP LAUGHING I GOT TEARS IN MY EYES OMG I DONT THINK I WOULD GO BACK BUT THEN AGAIN THAT MUST HAVE MEANT THEY WERE DOING A GOOD JOB ON YOU. I WOULD JUST THINK THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I GO BACK LMAO

Answer 15

lol holy crap how embarrasing. Although everyone farts, it's still embarrasing when it happens in publib accidently. I would find another massage place, just me personally.

Answer 16

wow..you really did amazing adventure so you want to mention it here on Yahoo answer huh?yahoo should give you 10 points for this question.

Answer 17

i personally wouldn't unless it was the only massage place in town.

Answer 18

well, i would say some people have done it before there.

but if it was really loud and smelly, i would never go back.

but thanks for shining a light on my day with this question :)

Answer 19

ROFLMAO!!! No, don't go back. If they're chinese you already have a nickname and they will wear a mask from now on!! Not really just kiddin'! I hear everyone farts in Yoga!! :)



ha ha ha

Answer 20

If you were asleep how do you know you farted?

Answer 21

Mostliekly they wont remember you and besides. EVERYONE FARTS! no big deal.

Answer 22

if it will make u feel better, go back and apologize. You should have done it b4 u left.

Answer 23

LMOA LMOA LMOA LMOA....NO DONT GO BACK..LOL find sum new place or sumone else to massage u...OH LMOA.....§

Answer 24

lol Nice!

Answer 25

thats gross. no dont go back!