Question:
how to write girly?
John S
2008-06-23 17:53:18 UTC
How do I write like a girl? I want to make my handwriting and the way i write super girly to freak out one of my teachers. Drop any tips for me, i don't mind going over the top.

Our english teacher is very old school, and believes in traditional gender roles (men at work, women in the kitchen). We all kinda hate him, so I wanted to weird him out with crazy behavior, starting with girly writing. (He's often picked me out as an example for good male behavior)

Does anyone else have any ideas? I want to break his ideas about gender. Anything else I can do or say or act like in class would be cool. Clothing ideas, what i should say, wear, or ideas to write my papers on. I don't mind going over-the-top, it's the end of the year. :)

I'm 5 foot 6, 120 lbs. Red hair, green eyes. I dunno if that helps.
Twelve answers:
♥天使
2008-06-23 18:06:51 UTC
Gel pen in cursive or cute a's <- that kind and loopy g's, j's, y's, and your sevens and z's can have a horizontal slash in the middle of them.



What would be really terrifying is that you put a heart in that gel pen next to ur name.



You can write about baking brownies for a bake sale with your friends and how fun the experience was. You can also do the bend-and-snap technique from Legally Blond.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4tIs00NvM



That's the bend-and-snap scene.



Edit: Wow, all of these answers have great (and maybe same) ideas!
jsfjksf
2008-06-23 18:02:47 UTC
hhaha i can't rreally imagine anyone doing that.but if u are serious then try to wtite really neat, keep all your letters the same size, and wheen u dot ur i's put a heart at the top . that should really freak him out!



Handwriting and gender cues



General tips for more “feminine” writing



Stay relaxed!

Don’t grip the writing instrument too tightly.

Don’t press too hard.

Always have a pad of paper, blotter, or other flat surface under the paper. Do not write with a sheet of paper directly on a desk surface.

Write from the wrist or elbow instead of the fingers.

Don’t use fine point pens or mechanical pencils.

Use a medium ball point pen, felt tip marker, or fountain pen with a medium to heavy nib.

Consistency is key—all letters should be uniform in shape and size.

All letters should have the same slight amount of slanting.

Write more slowly than you usually do.

Write a little larger than you usually do.

Space your letters out a bit more.

Avoid sharp angles.

Think smooth, not spiky.

Use slightly curved instead of straight lines.

Make arched letters convex, not concave.

Make letters with circles more open and loopy.

Don't lift your pen off the page when forming a letter, except for t and x, and when dotting your i and j.

Use a very tiny circle to dot any i or j and for commas, periods, exclamation points, and question marks.

Add slight flourishes to all letters with tails.

Add a slight hook to all letters that end on a downstroke.

Double back more on letters that require that movement.

Printing instead of using cursive may be easier.

Don’t use block capitals.

Don’t exchange any letters that should be lowercase for capitals.

I HOPE THIS HELPED!
LovelyDea
2008-06-23 18:11:19 UTC
I assume you are capable of writing in cursive, right??? Okay, then! I'm gonna give you the ideas to make your teacher FREAK!!! (I know what you are going through, I have a teacher who pin points me for "feminine" behaviour.)

1. Write in cursive, but really curvy. Oh, and this is obvious, but like put the word "like" every like you know like couple like words...

2. Dot your "i" s with a smiley face, or better yet, a HEART!

3. Sign your FULL name on tests or papers, and decorate/doodle everywhere.

4. Start using "lol" and "idk" and IM stuff when giving your teacher notes (you could even write a fake one...)

eg: Dear Mr. Anti-Feminist/Stereotypical Jerk,

IDK the answer to that question. You know it like totally confuses me...

5. Start talking in a high pitched voice.

6. Wear a dress or skirt on the VERY LAST day of school.

7. Use some of your Mum's tinted moisturizer in the morning (gauranteed "make-up" on look!)

8. Laugh at the wrong moments.

9. Call the other girls in your class "crazy bi***es!" (With them knowing prior, of course.)

10. lol, Pretend that you're Anne of Green Gables.

11. Tell everyone to call you a new nickname, one that is oddly feminine...

12. Start flirting with the guys in your class, OBVIOUSLY! (With them knowing prior...)

13. Wear shades of pink, or find an old white shirt and tie dye it into girly colours.

14. Wear really tight/old clothes. Prefferably tight, short numbers.

15. Paint your nails!

These are just a few ideas, contact me for more, I treat this sort of thing as an art. You seem interesting. Oh, and remember, keep everything slightly subtle, to eliminate the presence of tooooo much obviosusness. Good Luck! I feel for you!

Love,

LovelyDea
anonymous
2008-06-23 18:02:57 UTC
Write in bubbly cursive, using red or purple pens. In print, instead of dotting your i's, make a little bubble. Draw a heart at the end of your name or write xoxo.



Lol good luck, keep us posted on what happens.



Also write largely. In class, walk with a swing to your hips, use your hands when you talk to him. Wear tight Abercrombie clothes. Have your papers revolve around the mall, puppies, and shoes.
Rachel P
2008-06-25 00:45:44 UTC
i'm not sure if somebodies already mentioned it... but instead of dotting your i's like you normally would, put a little love heart in place of the dot. I mean like seriously, you cant get anymore girly then that :)
Carpenter
2017-03-01 14:39:36 UTC
short neat nails are nice and neat. I dont like long nails because dirt can get under all of them and it look nasty

its digusting and gross when somebodys nails tend to be all chewed up to the end.
doreen
2016-05-24 02:41:16 UTC
i know how you feel lol, people say i write like a boy aha well just write big, and very round. dot your i`s with hearts lol. and very loopy hope this helps :)
Escape The Fate <3
2008-06-23 18:03:07 UTC
write in big cursive in like pink. thick loops and dot your i's with hearts. doodle hearts and stuff all over your stuff. as for clothes... all i can think of is dressing gay (i'm not trying to offend!) or cross dressing. maybe bake him stuff cuz of the kitchen thing.
Taylor <33
2008-06-23 18:06:16 UTC
curve your letters and make them kinda swirlly.



also double you leters liikee thiss <3





and put a hert by your name like : your name here <3







and when you talk, use hand gestures and kinda flip your hair =] funny ****!!
superfly41691
2008-06-23 18:10:37 UTC
get a sparkly pink pen and go to www.dafont.com to find a really swirly girly writing and try to copy it. hmm you can wear skinny jeans?? lol idk. anytime you think something is cool say that is so fetch (it's from mean girls =]) haha. yeahh that's all i have. :)
Audrey
2008-06-23 18:28:42 UTC
don't forget to dot your i's with little hearts.



lol i wish i could witness your teachers reaction.
Ashlynne
2008-06-23 17:58:51 UTC
Okay, write in a loopy cursive with pink gel pen.

Thats over the top girly



Answer Mine please?: https://answersrip.com/question/index?qid=20080623165904AA5XDkK


This content was originally posted on Y! Answers, a Q&A website that shut down in 2021.
Loading...